Parkerisms

Sometimes Parker can truly crack me up. I don't know where he gets it from! The other night we were at the church getting things ready for a Relief Society meeting. I had to bring the kids along because Matt wasn't home yet. As we were getting things ready, tables put up and food together Parker went into the kitchen, which happened to have about 5 other ladies in it. He looked at my mom and said "uh awkward" and turned around and left. What??? Where did he learn that? And does he even know what that means? Well he must because he used it in the right situation! Silly kid!

Also about a week ago he told me that he likes to play next door because one of their little girls is cute. I was visiting with her mom on Sunday and told her what Parker had said. She then proceeded to tell me all the funny things Parker says when he is over at their house. For instance, he told their daughter MaryAnn that I wasn't his real mom, that I was his step mom. As she was believing him he just kept on embellishing the story. Then he told her that he has to live in the run down shed by our house and that the only thing he has to eat is cereal. She totally believed him and was looking at her mom like she was so sad and felt so bad for him. Luckily the neighbor knows us and knows that is not true. She looked at MaryAnn and told her that Parker was making it up and just teasing her. Why would he say stuff like that? What a stinker!!!

Another day he was at the neighbors house and they have a bunch of toys outside in their garage. Parker was in their looking for a toy and all he could find was dolls and girl toys. He looked at their mom and said, "don't you have any weapons?" She thought that was hysterical. Sometimes he says the funniest things!